Hello there. Welcome to the dust jacket of my autobiography. I see they’ve made my teeth whiter in the photo, so that’s good.
Throughout this book I talk about my life and work, including Little Britain, Come Fly With Me, Bridesmaids, Les Miserables, Alice In Wonderland and, of course, Shooting Stars.
The thing is, this is a bit different to most memoirs you may have read, because it comes in the form of an A-Z. For instance, B is for Baldy! – which is what people used to shout at me in the playground (not much fun), G is for Gay (because I’m an actual real life gay) and T is for the TARDIS (because I’m a companion in Doctor Who now).
You get the sort of thing. Anyway I hope you buy it at least twice. Thank you.